Dear Rude Teenager:
Why do you think you are above your parents and teachers? Is it because you're high (pun intended)? Or maybe you just think that because they brought you into this cruel world, they ought to be punished by being snubbed by oh-so powerful you.
Another question: Why do you think the world owes you something? seriously, it doesn't. In fact, you owe it something, so pick up your litter and stop smoking. And tip your waitresses. Really, they work for you and that means they work for shit. Especially when you don't have the decency to pay the full bill. That's coming out of our wallets and yes, it does indeed SUCK to have to pay work.
So basically what I'm saying is: Become a hobbit and stay in the mountains until you can understand how the real world works and how it Doesn't revolve around you.
- Bob B.
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